Ayesha reported,

Eleven women sat together and pledged to one another that they would conceal nothing about their husbands.The first said, "My husband is the meat of a scrawny camel atop a rugged mountain, neither easy enough to climb up to nor fat enough to be worth carrying down."The second said, "My husband, I cannot speak of him fully. I fear if I begin, I will not be able to stop. If I mention him, I would have to mention all his faults, both visible and hidden."The third said, "My husband is the tall, foolish one. If I speak, I am divorced. If I stay silent, I am left in suspense."The fourth said, "My husband is like a night in Tihamah, neither hot nor cold, no fear and no boredom."The fifth said, "My husband, when he comes home, is like a leopard. When he goes out, he is like a lion. He does not ask about what he leaves behind."The sixth said, "My husband, when he eats, devours everything. When he drinks, he drains the cup. When he sleeps, he wraps himself up alone, and he does not extend his hand to learn what troubles me."The seventh said, "My husband is impotent, or weak and clumsy. Every disease afflicts him. He may break my head, or my body, or both."The eighth said, "My husband's touch is as soft as a rabbit's fur, and his scent is as fragrant as zarnab."The ninth said, "My husband has a lofty house with high pillars, he is tall of stature, generous with great heaps of ash from his cooking fires, and his home is near the meeting place."The tenth said, "My husband is Malik, and what is Malik? Malik is better than anything I could describe. He has many camels, most of them kept resting at home and few sent out to pasture. When the camels hear the sound of the lute, they know they are about to be slaughtered for guests."The eleventh said, "My husband is Abu Zar, and what is Abu Zar? He has adorned my ears with jewels and filled my arms with fat. He has made me feel so cherished that I think highly of myself. He found me with a family that owned only a few sheep in a desolate place, and brought me to a household of horses that neigh, camels that groan, threshers, and winnowers of grain. With him, I speak and am not rebuked. I sleep until late morning. I drink to my fill.The mother of Abu Zar, and what is the mother of Abu Zar? Her storage bags are huge and her house is spacious.The son of Abu Zar, and what is the son of Abu Zar? His sleeping place is as slender as a drawn sword, and a young goat's foreleg is enough to satisfy him.The daughter of Abu Zar, and what is the daughter of Abu Zar? She obeys her father, she obeys her mother, she fills out her garment, and she stirs the envy of her co-wife.The maid of Abu Zar, and what is the maid of Abu Zar? She does not spread our private talk, she does not waste our provisions, and she does not let our house become cluttered with filth."She continued, "Abu Zar went out one day while the milk skins were being churned. He met a woman with two children of hers, like two leopards, playing beneath her waist with two pomegranates. He divorced me and married her. After him, I married a noble man. He rode a swift horse, carried a Khatti spear, and brought home to me an abundance of cattle. He gave me a pair of every kind of livestock and said, 'Eat, Umm Zar, and provide for your family.' Yet if I gathered everything he gave me, it would not equal the smallest vessel of Abu Zar."Ayesha said, the Messenger of Allah ﷺ said, "I have been to you like Abu Zar was to Umm Zar."

Azami 6289

Sahih

عن عائشة قالت

جلس إحدى عشرة امرأة فتعاهدن وتعاقدن أن لا يكتمن من أخبار أزواجهن شيئا، قالت الأولى: زوجي لحم جمل غث، على رأس جبل: لا سهل فيرتقى ولا سمين فينتقل، قالت الثانية: زوجي لا أبث خبره، إني أخاف أن لا أذره إن أذكره أذكر عجره، ويجره، قالت الثالثة: زوجي العشنق، إن أنطق أطلق، وإن أسكت أعلق، قالت الرابعة: زوجي كليل تهامة، لا حر ولا قر، ولا مخافة ولا سآمة، قالت الخامسة: زوجي إن دخل فهد، وإن خرج أسد، ولا يسأل عما عهد، قالت السادسة: زوجي إن أكل لف، وإن شرب اشتف، وإن اضطجع التف، ولا يولج الكف ليعلم البث، قالت السابعة: زوجي غياياء أو عياياء طباقاء، كل داء له داء، شجك أو فلك أو جمع كلا لك، قالت الثامنة: زوجي المس مس أرنب، والريح ريح، زرنب قالت التاسعة: زوجي رفيع العماد، طويل النجاد، عظيم الرماد، قريب البيت من الناد، قالت العاشرة: زوجي مالك، وما مالك، مالك خير من ذلك، له إبل كثيرات المبارك، قليلات المسارح، وإذا سمعن صوت المزهر، أيقن أنهن هوالك، قالت الحادية عشرة: زوجي أبو زرع، فما أبو زرع، أناس من حلي أذني، وملأ من شحم عضدي، وبجحني فبححت إلي نفسي، وجدني في أهل غنيمة بشق، فجعلني في أهل صهيل وأطيط، ودائس ومنق، فعنده أقول فلا أقبح، وأرقد فأتصبح، وأشرب فأتقنح، أم أبي زرع، فما أم أبي زرع حكومها رداح، وبيتها فساح، ابن أبي زرع، فما ابن أبي زرع، مضجعه كمسل شطبة، ويشبعه ذراع الجفرة، بنت أبي زرع، فما بنت أبي زرع، طوع أبيها، وطوع أمها، وملء كسائها، وغيظ جارتها، جارية أبي زرع، فما جارية أبي زرع، لا تبث حديثنا تبثيثا، ولا تنقث ميرتنا تنقيثا، ولا تملأ بيتنا تعشيشا. قالت: خرج أبو زرع، والأوطاب تمخض، فلقي امرأة معها ولدان لها كالفهدين يلعبان من تحت خصرها برمانتين، فطلقني ونكحها، فنكحت بعده رجلا سريا، ركب شريا، وأخذ خطيا، وأراح علي نعما ثريا، وأعطاني من كل رائحة زوجا، وقال، كلي أم زرع، وميري أهلك، قالت: فلو جمعت كل شيء أعطانيه، ما بلغ أصغر آنية أبي زرع. قالت عائشة: قال رسول الله ﷺ: كنت لك كأبي زرع لأم زرع.

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Contents
Reference
Commentary
Ayat
Collection
Jami al-Kamil
Book
Marriage
Chapter
Rights and duties of the Muslim woman, and good treatment of her
Section
Good companionship with one's family
Numbering
Jami al-Kamil 6289 (2nd edition)
Azami 6289